There’s still plenty of gameplay left in the Shine Ya Eye season, and – as the Housemate’s numbers begin to whittle down – it’ll get easier to summarise the goings-on in the Big Brother House. Right now, though, the full complement of 22 people is providing too many storylines that don’t quite resolve into a neat, tidy plot. The relationship situation, for example – or “shipsuation”, as it has inevitably come to be known – is too amorphous to properly describe. Nothing displays this better than yesterday’s spat between Liquorose and Emmanuel, when the former told the latter this his mixed signals were not appreciated, and that his wishy-washy attitude toward a more serious relationship between them was frustrating her. If the actual Housemates involved don’t know what’s going on, then we – as the viewing audience – can hardly be blamed for struggling to follow along, too. Then there is the situation between Maria and Pere, or “Periam”, as some people insist on calling it. To us, it s